1. Thou shall make gamit “make+pandiwa”.
ex. “Let’s make pasok na to our class!”
“Wait lang! I’m making kain pa!”
“Come on na, we can’t make hintay anymore! It’s in Andrew pa, you know?”
2. Thou shall make kalat “noh”, “diba” and “eh” in your pangungusap.
ex. “I don’t like to make…
Thanks Abi for completing my day this early.
For all those people who keep asking me what I want for my birthday or what I want for all those other occasions and shiz, anything well thought of will do.
Like this cake.
But Gaddam, I wish I thought of this first. hahahaha!
That cake should say, “Happy birthday Nina” next month for my birthday. I’m serious.
I laffed out loud in my lonely office cubicle.
mikoman, for you.
This is what I’ve been talking about, Disney spoils women ala Twilight. They’re giving young girls illusions. Whatever happened to tall, dark, and handsome? haha!
What Disney princes teach men about attracting women.
Jeez. How shallow.
False. This doesn’t even take into account that Prince Phillip went through a jungle of thorns and slayed a dragon, that Aladdin did everything he could to make Jasmine fall in love with him, that Prince Charming overturned the kingdom to look for Cinderella, and Beast change his personality for Belle (and for his own motives to return human again).
That’s how you get the girl.
Don’t know what Eric did aside from drown and almost marry Ursula though.
A Monumental Moment in History
BOOBQUAKE!!!!
Say it with me. Out loud now. From the bottom of your heart.
BOOBQUAKE!!! BOOBQUAKE!!!!
BOOOOB QUUAAAKE!!!!!
(April26,2010) Ladies will bounce, bounce, bounce.
A little break from all the greenery.
So before moving out of our old house, I decided to burn my test papers with failed scores. Judging from the ashes flying around, you could pretty much figure how much I sucked at surprise quizzes.
Anyway, I had the urge to capture the flames on camera.
If there’s a way to edit these pictures so they don’t pixelize this bad, lemme know.
There must be something about how the heat refracted light that made the flames become almost white. It was just awesome.
So in Left for Dead, they had the Safe Room.
In Motels….you think they’d put up this sign???
In-game dialogue:
Zoe: HORDE!!! HORDE!!!!
Bill: *snickers* Into the Pumproom, Zoe. Into the PUMP. ROOM. Baybeeeeh.
holdingontosanity asked: Everything for you is green. Wait, this isn't a question.
And that makes me earth-friendly.




